I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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