In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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