Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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