Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
i think i just lost a toe
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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