talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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