Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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