I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
