The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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