You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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