i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
vagina is talking i cant
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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