its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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