hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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