Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
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I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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