well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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