Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
