He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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