Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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