oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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