doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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