Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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