Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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