Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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