Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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