My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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