Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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