he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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