I want to walk on stilts...naked
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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