Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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