so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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