i just identified you from a description of your pipe
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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