haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i out mim tonsoeep
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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