Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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