Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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