glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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