What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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