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God gave him joint rollers for hands
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Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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