so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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