We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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