Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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