She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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