MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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