have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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