Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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