Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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