Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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