i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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