ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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