so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Randomize
