ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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