quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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