I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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